Saturday, July 10, 2010

The friend that knows everything



Here is your friend that knows everything. All you have to do is say anything and I mean anything and that knows it all will be all over you like sweat on a soma wrestler. You just made their day because you said you know something and they are out to prove you wrong.

Your statement could have been as simple as "isn’t it a nice day.” You will find out from your know it all friend that it is an absolutely terrible day and hear it in great detail. Not only will you find out that it is a terrible day but tomorrow is going to even worse.

It doesn’t stop there. You will find out that there are some people in high places that are plotting to take over our lives and they are at this very minute taking our money to use to promote their cause of world domancies
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The know it all type has a special time to come out of the closet. Late into a partly they’ll be in what looks like a pleasant conversation, then all of a sudden it happens they start telling the people they are talking with that they have the answers to what the world needs and then keeps repeating it. If anyone dare question this person that is if they can get a word in edgewise, they are summarily dismissed as you don’t’ know anything?

I have noticed that the know it all types know more after a couple of drinks. After couple more drinks even Einstein wouldn’t know everything they know. There is no way to stop the know it all type, so just let the event pass and try not to be around this person again.

The know it all type had another trait. When you are doing something and this person barges in and start to do or fix what you here working on. They make it sound like they have done this thousands of times, so don’t worry. Worry you should, because more than likely whatever it was they tried to help you wilt will never work again. They normally leave in a huff saying that your screwed it up before they had a chance to fix it.

The only way to stop these types is to stand up, grab their arm and say “We’re going out for drink.”

Happiness with health and wealth to you

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David H. Lindemann is an author, speaker, consultant and coach, he is a community leader, educator and has worked with fortune 500 hundred companies as well as individuals. He also has been a CEO of a national manufacturing company and cares deeply about people

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